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All 100 acts

These are the felt acts that rotate through The Big Show, around the clock. Open one to watch its clip, or join the live show and cheer, boo, or gong whoever is on.

23 zany · 23 antics · 22 chaos · 16 drama · 16 oddity

• The 3x3 Brothers Chaos

  The 3x3 brothers share one shirt and still argue.

• The Amazing Ed Oddity

  The Amazing Ed and his robot do a trick that is not a trick.

• The Amazing Ring-a-Ding Zany

  The Amazing Ring-a-Ding dives into a felt puddle.

• Angry Chef Chaos

  An angry chef makes a pizza and everything goes wrong.

• The Angry Clowns Chaos

  Angry clowns pile out of a tiny car and throw pies.

• Anna and Her Hairbrush Drama

  A micro-play: The Story of Anna and her hairbrush.

• Annoying Chuck Drama

  Annoying Chuck just stands there being Chuck.

• The Babies Zany

  A legion of babies dance then poop their diapers and get embarrassed.

• Baby Ball Antics

  A fat baby dribbles a basketball with insane skills.

• Boom Boom Zany

  Boom Boom stands next to a cannon and hopes.

• Boring Cheeks Zany

  Boring Cheeks demonstrates a nail gun.

• Bull Car Chaos

  A chicken rides a bull who is driving a car.

• Burby Boy Zany

  Burby Boy burps for the whole house.

• Cheek Songs Antics

  A man plays songs by slapping his buttcheeks.

• Chicken Trek Drama

  A Star Trek parody, only the crew is chickens.

• Comedian Antics

  The comedian tells a joke with a brick instead of a punchline.

• The Comedian Known as Bob Antics

  The comedian known as Bob tells a joke with no punchline.

• Dan Dan the Dancing Machine Antics

  Dan Dan the Dancing Machine does not stop.

• The Dancing Cow Antics

  The dancing cow.

• The Debate Drama

  Tiny ex-presidents debate each other.

• Dinky, Dipstick and Dwaine Chaos

  Dinky, Dipstick and Dwaine make tacos.

• Donald and His Pickle Circus Oddity

  Donald and his pickle circus take a bow.

• The Drumming Kid Antics

  The Drumming Kid drums until the gong.

• Electric Guitar Guy Antics

  A guy shreds an electric guitar like the judges can hear it.

• Fat Harry Zany

  Fat Harry plays music on his armpit hairs.

• Fat Tony and Gay Stanley Chaos

  Fat Tony and Gay Stanley in a spit fight.

• The Fat Worms Zany

  A family of fat worms sing songs.

• Fatface Chaos

  Fatface who likes to kick.

• Fetch Jones Zany

  Fetch Jones likes to barf in a bucket.

• Fire-eater Zany

  The fire-eater swallows a torch and burps a little sun.

• The Fixer Drama

  The Fixer fixes a thing that is not broken.

• Flash Mob Antics

  A flash mob runs in and does silly dancing.

• Fritz and Tricia Oddity

  Tricia combs Fritz's hairy back and sings opera.

• The Ghost Gang Drama

  The Ghost Gang solve the case of the missing egg bagel.

• Grudger Zany

  Grudger drinks ten bottles of soap.

• Hamburger Guy Zany

  The guy who just eats a lot of hamburgers.

• Hatty the Magnificent Oddity

  Hatty the Magnificent hides a rabbit that is already visible.

• Horse On Command Chaos

  A horse poops on command, felt-style.

• Jerry and Sue Get Divorced Chaos

  A micro-play: Jerry and Sue get divorced.

• Juggler Chaos

  The juggler juggles three pins that want to leave.

• Just Screams Chaos

  The annoying woman who just screams a lot.

• The Kiss Drama

  An ugly man and a beautiful woman are kissing.

• The Kit Kit Sisters Chaos

  The Kit Kit sisters punch each other.

• Lacey Chaos

  Lacey stuffs 500 hot dogs in his mouth.

• Lappy and Toooles Antics

  Lappy the wonder duck and his pal Toooles.

• Lizard Boy Zany

  Lizard Boy acts out a space opera.

• The Lomtract Quartet Drama

  The Lomtract Quartet sings old beer songs.

• Longest Nose Hair Oddity

  The man with the longest nose hair in the world.

• Lose Weight Oddity

  A guy covered in To Do notes that all say Lose Weight.

• Mad Cap Mike Chaos

  Mad Cap Mike rides the wall of death.

• Make-Shift Rocket Chaos

  A man steps into a make-shift rocket and it blows up.

• Micro Mike Zany

  A micro-play: Micro Mike and the Mean Mean Computer Terminal.

• Mime Antics

  The mime is trapped in a box that is not there.

• Miss Mary Antics

  Miss Mary and her really big tuba.

• Mommy and Stupid Son Drama

  Mommy and stupid son.

• Mr Cross Eyed Antics

  Mr Cross Eyed just stands there being Mr Cross Eyed.

• Mr Sushi Zany

  Mr Sushi.

• Murray and His Flexible Toes Antics

  Murray shows off his flexible toes.

• The Old Dentist Oddity

  The old dentist and his mirror.

• Pasta and Mother Zany

  A very fat man eats pasta while his mother shakes her head in disgust.

• Patsy Plate Drama

  Patsy Plate spins one plate that wants to die.

• The Pew Pew Brothers Chaos

  The Pew Pew Brothers flip and jump and jiggle.

• Pie Face Drama

  One angry clown winds up a pie and does not miss.

• Pigeon Girl Drama

  Pigeon Girl performs the act of forgiveness.

• The Poodle Zany

  A gay poodle jumps through hoops.

• Pretzel Pete Chaos

  Pretzel Pete ties himself and forgets the rest of the act.

• Professor Dumdub Zany

  Professor Dumdub experiments with chemistry but stuff blows up.

• Push-up Spider Zany

  A spider does push-ups and will not stop.

• Quantum Dog Oddity

  A dog who thinks about quantum mechanics.

• Rat Dude Antics

  A micro-play: Rat Dude.

• The Robot Antics

  An old robot does the robot.

• Rudy and Gand Chaos

  Rudy and Gand do nonstop flips and eat donuts.

• Sexy Fred Oddity

  Sexy Fred has a problem.

• Songs and Snips Antics

  A barber who sings and dances as he cuts hair.

• Spoons McGee Antics

  Spoons McGee plays two spoons like they owe him money.

• Spunky Joe and Toodles Oddity

  Spunky Joe lets Toodles do the talking.

• Steve and the Box of Mystery Drama

  Steve and the Box of Mystery reveal nothing.

• Strange Harold Zany

  Strange Harold pours ketchup on his head.

• Strong Man Jones Zany

  Strong Man Jones lifts 10,000lbs, sort of.

• Susie Blue and the Gang Drama

  Susie Blue and the gang take the stage.

• Suzie U and Her Bug Zoo Oddity

  Suzie U presents her bug zoo.

• The Sweet Sisters Chaos

  The Sweet Sisters scream and shake pom-poms.

• Take Out Monkeys Zany

  Typing monkeys write a menu for take out.

• Tale of Woe Drama

  A micro-play: Tale of Woe.

• Tap dancer Drama

  The tap dancer tap-dances like the floor owes money.

• This Elephant Does Not Poop Zany

  An elephant with a banner that says This Elephant does not poop, then poops a lot.

• Tiny Dog Act Oddity

  A tiny dog does tricks while the trainer takes the credit.

• Tiny Zilla Chaos

  A tiny cute Godzilla blows a big flame ball.

• Toothpaste Art Oddity

  A guy who uses toothpaste to create art.

• Toy Trucks Chaos

  A guy on a motorcycle jumps ten toy trucks and still crashes.

• Twin Sisters Antics

  Twin sisters spin.

• The Unicycle Brothers Antics

  The Unicycle Brothers juggle fried chicken.

• The Unknown Banker Antics

  The Unknown Banker stands there with a briefcase.

• The Unknown Funny Guy Antics

  The Unknown Funny Guy stands there being unknown.

• The Unknown Monkey Zany

  The unknown monkey tells jokes with a bag on his head.

• Ventriloquist Oddity

  The ventriloquist lets a dummy do the talking, badly.

• The Weeklies Oddity

  The Weeklies spin plates with meatloaf on them.

• Weezy and Her Skunk Antics

  Weezy and her dancing skunk take a bow.

• Whiskers Oddity

  Whiskers the smartest cat in the world reads a book.

• World's Smallest Zebra vs Duck Chaos

  The world's smallest zebra fights the world's smallest duck.

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