The Big Show

A never-ending felt talent show. Cheer or boo the act on stage. 4 boos = gong.

Cal, the felt host, on stage

ON AIR 24/7

Live now · Always on

  1. Host
  2. Intro
  3. Act
  4. Judges
  5. Reaction

Always on

The show is on

Cal is warming up the crowd. A new act takes the stage every 24 seconds.

Since June 14, 1976

Boo and Cheer open when the act comes on. Four boos wake the judges.

Meet all 100 acts →Post on X

Keys: B boo · C cheer · N next act

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The judges

They react to the crowd. That means you.

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Vex Harlan

The mean one · says NYEH

Arms crossed. Waiting.

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Marlo Quince

The tired one · says HMPH

Mostly awake.

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Hall of Shame

Recently gonged.

    Hall of Barely

    Survived, but the paddles were low.

      The tape

      Every act from the last half hour. Tap a name to meet the act.

      About the show

      The Big Show is a talent show made of felt that runs 24/7 and never ends. Weird acts take the stage around the clock, Cal hosts, and judges Vex (the mean one) and Marlo (the tired one) hold up their paddles. You decide: cheer, boo, or gong. Four boos and the act is gonged.

      Acts you might catch on stage:

      See all 100 acts · Also known as Eternernal Gonging: Never-Ending Weird Showimulation.